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Nicola Young

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Nicola Young says:

Funny non-horsey quote's competition

We've been chatting in the office today about funny things our non-horsey friends and partners have said to us in the past...

What's the best you've heard? We've got two small goodies up for grabs for the best two quotes*!

 

*We'll be picking winners tomorrow (23rd May) just after 10am

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dollymix

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dollymix says:

Re: Funny non-horsey quote's competition

I know the comp is closed, bu I have to share this and I've only just noticed this thread.

 

When I was about 14, my brother had a very 'townie' girlfriend. When I asked my brother to pass me the hoofpick one day, she said, "why do you need something to help  pick which hoof, just go for the cleanest one!"

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dollymix

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dollymix says:

Re: Funny non-horsey quote's competition

Leosmum said:

A friend told me they had brought their other half to the yard, while she was mucking out she asked him to fill a haynet, after a while she went to see where he had got too, he hadnt realised it opened at the top and was filling it through the holes!!

 


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Just nearly spat my pienapple acros the office laughing!!!

 

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Nicola Young

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Nicola Young says:

Re: Funny non-horsey quote's competition

Thank you for all your brilliant entries - even though the comp has finished, keep them coming! They're putting the YH team in stiches!

 

And congratulations to our winners.....

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Nicola Young

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Nicola Young says:

Re: Funny non-horsey quote's competition

cookiecrazy said:

 I went into the bit section of a tack shop with my non horsey friend who went "what are all these handcuffs for?" 


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Congratulations! We'll be in contact and then sending your small prize out in the post!

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Nicola Young

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Re: Funny non-horsey quote's competition

melxvengeance said:
also one years ago from another male (typical!) when talking about a horses feathers, he piped up "i thought horses had fur, not feathers?"


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Congratulations! We'll be getting in contact and then will be sending your small prize out in the post!

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cookiecrazy

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cookiecrazy says:

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Nicola Young said:
cookiecrazy said:

 I went into the bit section of a tack shop with my non horsey friend who went "what are all these handcuffs for?" 


------ End Quote ------

Congratulations! We'll be in contact and then sending your small prize out in the post!


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yay thank you! :D

Merlin<3

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melxvengeance

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Re: Funny non-horsey quote's competition

ooh thanks!

Norwegian Fjords - the golden horses with the golden hearts. Minty, Loki, Teiko, Willow, Cherry & Charlie - my lovely ponies :)

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