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you miss out on an extra hour sleep - so pony can have an extra hour out...
leave the house in your pjs without making you bed.... so we have anough time to make a perfectly full, flat, square, symmetrical, straw bed for pony....
leave your clothes on the bedroom floor.... but rugs are always perfectly folded over the stable door...
dont brush your hair or wear make up from one day to the next... so we have enough time to remove stable stains and condition and comb pony's mane and tail....
you have alot of blue labels in the cupboard at home..... but the best of the best foods and supplements for pony...
leave washing up in the sink and the house unhoovered.... because your too tired after cleaning tack, washing buckets, and sweeping the yard....
have a day out with friends and family.... and feel guilty for not excercising pony....